The 10 Most Irritating Things a Person Can Say to Me
- You look like you're having a bad day. (If it's that obvious, why in the hell are you bringing it up??)
- Smile! (If I felt like smiling, I would be.)
- Can I steal a second of your time? (Do I have a choice? Probably not, so, why are you asking?)
- Can you take a look at this [work] for me Sherri? (Translation, I'm too lazy/busy to do my own work, so, I need you to do it for me.)
- Would you like fries with that? (I would have ordered fries if I wanted them.)
- I'll be there in 10 minutes. (Translation, I have no idea when I'll be able to be there, hopefully I can make it in 10 minutes.)
- Do you know what time it is? (I don't wear a watch, what makes you think I know the time?)
- Don't look at me. (Never an appropriate answer to a question. 'Just say I don't know.')
- What did you do to your hair? (Instant panic. Do I look bad? I didn't do anything differently then I normally do.)
- How was your day? (If you aren't expecting an answer, don't ask. I will tell you how my day was whether you want to hear or not.)
@ 8:50 AM
8 Comments:
Great list...
and did you notice that when the drive-thru guy asks if you want to try a grilled steak burrito, you never do?
why can't they offer nacho bell grandes?
Mmmmm.... I love nachos bell grande! Extra cheese no beans
Oh my! Your current Google ad is for "Rednect Singles - Pics"! Earlier today it was for dirty jokes. :)
Apparently, it's an appropriate ad because your readers (okay, I) can't even spell "redneck."
LOL!! That's ok Jessica, I still think you're the greatest!
So, did you see the pictures and how were the jokes?? :D
I don't have a googley thingy. I want one!! Where? How? Help!
Angela, if you're talking about the google ad, go here
https://www.google.com/adsense/
Stealing time comment: I used to quote the policy about how it was against policy to commit theft.
MOst people laughed, but some stared at me a minute, and asked to "borrow" some of my time. I never got it back though.....
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