The Evil Fortress of Dr. Rau

I absolutely can not stand that orthopedic surgeon. He's a humongous balding fake tan dufus. He tripped on the way into the room and just about obliterated his twirling stool when he collapsed on it.


7 Reasons why I Can't Stand this Guy

1. My appointment was for 1:30. He comes strolling into our room at 2:05.
2. When he noticed I was irritated with his lateness (apparently my 'God-what-in-the-hell-took-so-long' sigh tipped him off) he asked if I was ok.
3. When I said I was just fine, he said "I'm not that late" and laughed.
4. 5 minutes into his in depth analysis of Zachary's x-rays he actually noticed I had a 2 year old in the room with us as well. (Absolutely stuck on himself and his wonderfulness. Puke!)
5. He then spent the next 10 minutes playing with Thomas. What the hell??
6. After another 5 minutes of telling me about a conference he's going to next Friday, he says he wants to see Zach on the following Monday to put on a regular cast.
7. Naturally, the receptionist was not friendly when I had to schedule another appointment. I just smiled and told her to have a good day as I was leaving the office. Bitch!!