Monday Morning with the Production Managers

There is nothing quite like it, let me tell you. If it wasn't for the production managers meeting, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't make it through the rest of the day.

Today's topics of conversation:

1. The animal attraction of Keith's pug to the 'Tickle Me Elmo'. A subject none of us want to revisit anytime soon. LOL
2. Jim's 6ft Dutch grandfather. His identity still remains a mystery, the only thing he remembers from childhood is a brown suit and a cloud of cigar smoke.
3. Deb B. is now back with her husband again. (We are now all pondering just what it is that she has that men fall over themselves for.) Jim scratched chin and said "Now that Deb is single again, do you think I have a shot?" After which he explained the triple bag theory. (2 bags for her, 1 for him. Just in case one broke.) Ed turned about 5 shades of red.
4. An in depth analysis of why Irish people don't live past 47. Jim seems to think it's the drinking constantly.
5. The misinterpretation from Jim. He called me a 'Horror Buff'. DS heard 'Whore in the Buff'. Now, where in the heck did that come from?? LOL

This is going to be a tough day. I'm expecting the Director of Operations to be back here within the next 10 minutes. I've just told the head of engineering that the receiving department has a hole in the process and he is sweating bullets now. I'm prepared though. I can see some good coming out of this situation.

And if I receive another fricking email I'm going to scream!! 45 minutes ago I had opened and read everything. I have 13 unopened emails already.

Happy Monday!