Oh Shit Moment of the day
(Seeing as how I'm already on the topic today.)
The production control manager walks into the production managers meeting today with a box of donuts. 'Oh cool!' we all say. RB walks in right behind with the mobile phone in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other. He sits the phone down on the table right next to the open box of donuts. Like kids at Christmas we all grab a donut and start munching away. RB begins to talk. 'Does anyone know who the 5:00 manager is this week? I found the phone in the John.' I immediately spray donut crumbs on the table. That phone was sitting in the men's bathroom on the back of the toilet and he set it right next to food. Ugh!! 'That was sitting on the back of the toilet and you set it by food???' My mind was reeling. I had eaten part of my donut already.
RB turns red and goes "Oh Shit".
The production control manager walks into the production managers meeting today with a box of donuts. 'Oh cool!' we all say. RB walks in right behind with the mobile phone in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other. He sits the phone down on the table right next to the open box of donuts. Like kids at Christmas we all grab a donut and start munching away. RB begins to talk. 'Does anyone know who the 5:00 manager is this week? I found the phone in the John.' I immediately spray donut crumbs on the table. That phone was sitting in the men's bathroom on the back of the toilet and he set it right next to food. Ugh!! 'That was sitting on the back of the toilet and you set it by food???' My mind was reeling. I had eaten part of my donut already.
RB turns red and goes "Oh Shit".
@ 10:07 AM
7 Comments:
If the vending machine contents don't kill you, the contaminated donuts will, lol.
At least there is a phone close at hand if the worst should happen. Oh wait you can't use that one, it's been in the toilet. Sherri it was really nice knowing you.
Funny you should mention that! Carrie walked in late and missed the whole toilet thing. So, not knowing this, she gets paged to call the front office. She GRABS the phone and uses it! Yuck!
Oh, that reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George takes the book into the bathroom with him. LOL
You are eeeeeeevil. You deserve to be trown into a padded cell and fed vending machine crap for the rest of your natural life. Or at least until Dave grows hairs on his legs!!!
That's so harsh Gareth! You know, I wasn't the only one in the room. :D
It's not as if bathroom cooties can jump off the phone and onto the donuts. :) I think you're safe.
where'd he find the donuts is the more important question.
Oh, that's a story in itself. LOL
So, long story short, the production control manager returned a bunch of bottles this morning and bought donuts with the refund money.
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