Spicegirl and the Outfit of the Day
I was mistaken the other day when I said she was wearing a bra with sequins on it. It is actually a spaghetti strap tank top covered in sequins. Ugh! How do I know this? Let me tell you..........
Today's classy ensemble consists of a black sequined spaghetti strap tank top worn beneath a black net like sweater. Absolutely nothing is left to the imagination. As a decorator accent, Spicegirl has classed up the outfit with a bright fushia sheer scarf and skin tight jeans that contain a fade only in the glute area. Worried about your worst feature? When in doubt, bring it out!! Got a big butt?? Accentuate it with jeans that scream "Look at me!"
This update was brought to you by the fine people at Pepsi. For without Mt. Dew, I would be asleep at my desk right now.
Today's classy ensemble consists of a black sequined spaghetti strap tank top worn beneath a black net like sweater. Absolutely nothing is left to the imagination. As a decorator accent, Spicegirl has classed up the outfit with a bright fushia sheer scarf and skin tight jeans that contain a fade only in the glute area. Worried about your worst feature? When in doubt, bring it out!! Got a big butt?? Accentuate it with jeans that scream "Look at me!"
This update was brought to you by the fine people at Pepsi. For without Mt. Dew, I would be asleep at my desk right now.
9 Comments:
Wow!! I am in awe!
LOL - thanks madman. :)
Move over Joan and Melissa!
You now need some kind of catch phrase to say after everything...
"Oh, the humanity!"
or
"Moving on!"
You need to sneak a picture. I'm dying to see Spicegirl now.
I've seen a lot of tight jeans on big butts...but to highlight them with fade marks? Why doesn't she just put a sign on each ass cheek that says, "Maximus Rumpus"
That's a great idea seahag! I'll have to think about that one.
I'll see what I can do phoenix. One of my employees is retiring next week, I'm going to get a few group shots for her going away. I could probably get Spicegirl.
Now all she needs to do is find a street corner and stand at it!
spice girls. *Shiver*
I'll never, ever, get over being forced to watch Spice World.
LOL! I can't believe you wathced that.
I will never get that time back, either.
The spice girls owe me some money for my time.
seriously.
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