Things I learned today at work

• Never ask one of your employees to clarify anything that you happen to overhear. As I was walking past Audrey, I heard her say something about 'pitching something'. So, I innocently ask, what are you going to pitch? Her response, she's pitching her underwear because it's stuck up the crack of her ass. I laughed, told her how grateful I was that she shared that little tidbit of info, and tried to sneak away.
• When kidding around with your employees about their work habits, try not to get too in depth in conversation. You hear things that you absolutely don't want to know. I now know that the new woman, Sherry, is dating her old boss where she used to work. We all laughed and I started kidding around and told her I was married. She said "so is he." Yikes!
• When you wear a turtleneck to work, everyone assumes you are hiding a hickey. John says to me "Sherri, why the turtleneck?" I reply "It's cold outside." He laughs a sinister little laugh.
• It never ceases to amaze me the things Helen comes up with. Today I found out she loves Bruce Lee movies. Owns a million of them. She's a 65 year old great grandmother, for some reason I pictured her watching Disney movies.

Funny Moment of the Day: Joe peeks over the wall and tells John he needs him. John starts ripping his smock open and states "Sorry ladies, I'm outta here." All of us laughing, I offered to let John borrow my turtleneck, he might be needing it more then I do.