Two Nuns
I love this joke.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get a drop of paint
on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the
door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the
middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"The blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other, shrug and, deciding that no harm can come
from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice boobs," says the man, "Where do you want these blinds?
Thanks Jessica, had to post it.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get a drop of paint
on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the
door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the
middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"The blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other, shrug and, deciding that no harm can come
from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice boobs," says the man, "Where do you want these blinds?
Thanks Jessica, had to post it.
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