As the Smoke Thickens.......
An internal memo about the smoking policy (Good Lord I can't believe how bad this guy's grammar is!)
Its come to our attention that people are not following the smoking ban policy-There smoking outside the smoke pavilion,around the cars, walking the parking lot,outside the covered areas by the entrance's ect.-(Company) Gaylord Smoking Policy states-Smoking outside the building is permitted only in privately owned employee vehicles and the smoking pavilion.- (This means inside of there own vehicles or inside of the pavilion)-I'm asking all managers to help with this by reminding there teams and setting an example when outside. Thank you for all your help and understanding-Norm
Thank you,
Norm Xxxxx
Health & Safety Rep.
Its come to our attention that people are not following the smoking ban policy-There smoking outside the smoke pavilion,around the cars, walking the parking lot,outside the covered areas by the entrance's ect.-(Company) Gaylord Smoking Policy states-Smoking outside the building is permitted only in privately owned employee vehicles and the smoking pavilion.- (This means inside of there own vehicles or inside of the pavilion)-I'm asking all managers to help with this by reminding there teams and setting an example when outside. Thank you for all your help and understanding-Norm
Thank you,
Norm Xxxxx
Health & Safety Rep.
10 Comments:
Oh, good lord. Can anyone say, "Grammar check?"
I knew you would love this one! LOL
I see that kind of thing every day. That's my job - to make my boss look good and fix these types of mistakes before other people see them.
That letter made me pull out my hair and run outside for a smoke...
who hires these people?
LOL!! The woman who hired this guy wears leopard print on a daily basis. She gives Tammy Faye a run for her money!
aarrrggghhh... that was horrible!
That is an excellent command of the English language he has there. Will he be bringing out a new updated dictionary/thesaurus any time soon? I need to get one.
Me Englis hass bin goin done thee tubs recent-ly.
I don't quite think I can call that English Gareth. Very very sad, sad indeed. LOL
AAAAHHH! You visited my blog! You visited my blog!
:D
*big smiles the whole day*
No, thank God, I don't work for this guy.
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