And the box flew......
Slapping a box down on my desk, Mary exclaims "This part is critical, they need these things out on the floor right away!"
Irritated, I glance at the box and grumble "Well, it's just going to have to wait until after lunch." I fully intended on setting it aside until I felt like taking a look at them.
Naturally, Joe was listening in on the other side of the wall. "Sherri, I really need those CC parts in the prep area asap."
"Ok Joe, I guess I'll just skip my lunch, again, so you can get your parts!" Now I'm really irritated. The nerve of some people.
A minute or two pass and I decide to open the box and take a look at the components. One flap opened, I see a black rope like thing. Thinking to myself, what in the heck kind of part is this? I pull the second flap open and right before my eyes, a RAT. The scream echoed across the production floor, Helen nearly jumped out of her skin, the box flew, and I thought I was going to die. Peals of laughter came from all directions.
The scums!! They pranked me!
I am currently the talk of the plant. Even the Director of Operations came back to hear the story.
I have vowed my revenge! LOL
Irritated, I glance at the box and grumble "Well, it's just going to have to wait until after lunch." I fully intended on setting it aside until I felt like taking a look at them.
Naturally, Joe was listening in on the other side of the wall. "Sherri, I really need those CC parts in the prep area asap."
"Ok Joe, I guess I'll just skip my lunch, again, so you can get your parts!" Now I'm really irritated. The nerve of some people.
A minute or two pass and I decide to open the box and take a look at the components. One flap opened, I see a black rope like thing. Thinking to myself, what in the heck kind of part is this? I pull the second flap open and right before my eyes, a RAT. The scream echoed across the production floor, Helen nearly jumped out of her skin, the box flew, and I thought I was going to die. Peals of laughter came from all directions.
The scums!! They pranked me!
I am currently the talk of the plant. Even the Director of Operations came back to hear the story.
I have vowed my revenge! LOL
@ 2:58 PM
6 Comments:
Maybe this revenge site can help. Or just google "revenge" to see what you can find. If I come up with any really good suggestions, I'll let you know. Solidarity, sister!
Like maybe order hot wings and ribs and then offer these handy wipes to the culprits.
Or send the main culprit a dead, smelly fish! Love it!
Aww did they all club together to get you your lunch! Rat A Tooee LMAO :-P
I smell a lawsuit coming on. Emotional distress, combined with PTSD every time you see a rodent. You can own that company, or at least get the best office space. When you become rich and famous, don't forget the little people..mini-me hasn't been in a movie in years....
I love the stinky wipes idea!! I could totally pull that one off. I may have to investigate that one further.
Such wonderful coworkers I have Gareth! Always thinking of me! :D
Hmmmm..... I'm pretty sure I don't want anything to do with owning this company. Yikes!! It's bad enough I have to work here. LOL!
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