'Do Not Eat'
It must be possible, I just can't believe it's true. Somewhere out there, there was an individual who tried to eat the contents of a desiccate packet.
So, here I sit, a relatively intelligent individual, staring down at a desiccate pack telling me not to eat it. I don't actually desire to eat a desiccate pack, nor have I ever had the craving to munch away on one.
I ask myself, "self, why in the heck would someone put something that stupid on a desiccate pack?"
Now, this is the scary part, I answer "because somewhere out there, someone did eat one, became injured or ill, and sued the company for millions."
So, here I sit, a relatively intelligent individual, staring down at a desiccate pack telling me not to eat it. I don't actually desire to eat a desiccate pack, nor have I ever had the craving to munch away on one.
I ask myself, "self, why in the heck would someone put something that stupid on a desiccate pack?"
Now, this is the scary part, I answer "because somewhere out there, someone did eat one, became injured or ill, and sued the company for millions."
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