Things I would rather be doing..................

Things I would rather be doing instead of sitting through the Doc Control Database Overview:

1. Have each and every body hair pulled out, one at a time, with a pair of tweezers.
2. Argue with my husband about which side of the bed is wrinklier in the morning. (Believe it or not, that is exactly the argument we got into at lunch today.)
3. Walk around with stones in my shoes until I can't feel my feet anymore.
4. Work as a chicken inseminator.
5. Go on a hunt with Ted Nugent. (Ugh!)