14 things he's thinking during sex
(this made me laugh! Glamour, page 240)
1. It must be around here somewhere.
2. I'll be darned, they're real!
3. OK, so that didn't work. Lemme try this. My ex loved this!
4. Uh-oh, can she see my bald spot?
5. Uh-oh, did I just call her Gisele?
6. Ladies first. Ladies first. Ladies first. Ladies first.
7. 2,4,6,8 who do we appreciate? Vaginas!
8. Baseball...nope, not working. Nuns...nuclear war...Granny Franny...small pox! Whew, that was close.
9. Oops. Please don't let her smell that.
10. Faster? If she wants it faster, why doesn't she do some of the work?
11. Hope she has Cap'n Crunch...I'm staying over.
12. Ack! It doesn't bend that way!
13. Oh God, where did she learn that?
14. Again? Already?
LOL!! Maybe I should add a few things I'm thinking.
1. What is he doing??
2. Ouch, my hair!
3. When was the last time he cut those toe nails?
4. Did I forget to pick up toilet paper when I was at the store?
5. Oh, not this again!
1. It must be around here somewhere.
2. I'll be darned, they're real!
3. OK, so that didn't work. Lemme try this. My ex loved this!
4. Uh-oh, can she see my bald spot?
5. Uh-oh, did I just call her Gisele?
6. Ladies first. Ladies first. Ladies first. Ladies first.
7. 2,4,6,8 who do we appreciate? Vaginas!
8. Baseball...nope, not working. Nuns...nuclear war...Granny Franny...small pox! Whew, that was close.
9. Oops. Please don't let her smell that.
10. Faster? If she wants it faster, why doesn't she do some of the work?
11. Hope she has Cap'n Crunch...I'm staying over.
12. Ack! It doesn't bend that way!
13. Oh God, where did she learn that?
14. Again? Already?
LOL!! Maybe I should add a few things I'm thinking.
1. What is he doing??
2. Ouch, my hair!
3. When was the last time he cut those toe nails?
4. Did I forget to pick up toilet paper when I was at the store?
5. Oh, not this again!
@ 5:30 PM
7 Comments:
ha ha ha, number 12 makes me laugh!
yes, it made me laugh too tsduff. :D
Hee hee ...
Here's another one...
Oh no...is that a cramp? Just gotta stretch it out a little, she'll think I'm doing some sort of gymnastic Kama Sutra...ouch...no...not now!
I should've eaten more bananas...cramping...cramping....eowwwwwwwww!
This gives me hope...
I am always wondering if he is craving canned peaches..to go with my cottage cheese thighs!!!!
#7. hehe. I can just picture the lineup of cheerleaders at the foot of the bed doing the synchronized kick.
I'll bet you can picture the cheerleaders! LOL
seahag, maybe you should keep a can of peaches next to the bed. :D Just to see what happens. LOL
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