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Thursday, February 02, 2006

Ever wonder.....

  • Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
  • Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
  • Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
  • Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
  • Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
  • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  • Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
  • Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  • Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
  • You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
  • Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  • Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  • If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
  • If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

9 Comments:

Blogger Jay Noel said...

I've seen these online before, they are profound questions indeed. One of life's mysteries is: why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

10:37 AM  
Blogger Thomas J Wolfenden said...

Why is is that when you're single you can't get a date to save your life, but when you're attached or married members of he opposite sex come out of the woodwork?

Or this deep thought...

John Lennon took six bullets to the chest on a busy street... Yoko Ono standing right NEXT to him and not ONE round hit her????

1:42 PM  
Blogger Sherri Sanders said...

Or, why is it the stupidest people have all the luck??

3:10 PM  
Blogger Sherri Sanders said...

ranger tom, you are right on the money about the single vs. attached thing.

3:11 PM  
Blogger Jay Noel said...

Did you finish "Life Expectancy?" I told ya it was great.

5:20 PM  
Blogger Sherri Sanders said...

I'm almost done with it phoenix, and, yes, it is an excellent book! I'm glad you suggested it to me. :D

5:30 PM  
Blogger LBseahag said...

this is awesome...loved the one about lethal injection...its not like hepetitis can spread and kill in 2 seconds before the poison does!

6:02 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Funny funny stuff! Loved the Congress one.
I know that the 'black box' is really orange so that it can be seen easier after a crash, so why don't they just call it an 'orange box' and be done with it???

6:58 PM  
Blogger Sherri Sanders said...

I had no idea it was orange! LOL

9:27 AM  

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