In Today's Production Managers Meeting
- A 'first bra' experience was revealed to the group. You know things have gotten too personal between a group of coworkers when you can comfortably reveal the personal reflections of your first bra.
- It was revealed that only one of us has a tattoo, that person not being me. I was asked to disrobe and prove to the group I, in fact, do not have any body art.
- I have realized that I, too, am old. I actually started a sentence with "Kids today......". Better start stocking up on the support hose now.
- The action item for today was for each of us to come up with an intensely personal revelation to share with the group tomorrow. Hmmmm..... should I share the accidental flashing episode that happened at the Christmas party 4 years ago??
16 Comments:
Anytime you can talk about your personal wardrobe malfunction, it's worth discussing.
LOL!!! I would love to be a fly on the wall at your office meetings, LOL!
They can be very entertaining meetings at times. LOL
I think, for tomorrow, you should model your first bra.
Now, THAT, would be entertaining.
:)
ps. I have body art.
jack, what kind of body art?
As for me modeling my first bra, it would take an act of God to be able to fit into something that small. LOL I out grew that one in the 6th grade.
Sherri!!
That is the point! You WOULND'T fit into it.. thus.. the entertainment part. :)
I have a dragon tattoo on my left shoulder.
LOL!! I guess that would be pretty entertaining.... heck, it would be pretty entertaining just trying to get that bad boy on!
Is it a large dragon? I met a guy once who had a dragon tatooed on his back, but the tail of the dragon kind of wrapped around his arm. It was quite the tattoo.
This one is about 3.5 inches in diameter. The dragon has it's wings spread is breathing a flame (small one). It's all enclosed within a circle.
On your bra/entertainment.. I'd pay good money for a shot of that!
hmmmm..... tempting, very tempting. LOL!!
Perhaps when I see you in a speedo that's about 10 sizes too small. ;-)
I HAVE a speedo.
That's not totally out of the question...
;)
Hmmmm.... giving serious consideration to the offer on the table. :D
But, the question is, does it take an act of God to pry yourself into the speedo?? LOL
hey now.. I've lost 23 lbs so far there, Missy.... gimme enough time to shed another like amount and you will just see... :)
I have the declaration of Independence tattooed on my Johnson (who was Johnson and why did they name a penis after him?) You really can't read it until...well you know...but when that happens...you can read every word. Ok, not the whole Declaration....maybe a word or two...lol..Your meetings sound like my kind of workplace...
I know what you mean about getting old. I actually found myself calling a 25 year old at work a kid. Damn I hated that when I was 25.
hmmmm.... I'm pretty sure his name was Dick Johnson. LOL!!!! That explains it all.
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