Leave the ball of sunshine at the door, it's time for a shit storm.
Don't you just love a meeting that starts out with this phrase?? Only good things to come! Wish I had brought my umbrella.....
It's going to be a tough day today. Not enough sleep last night. Bitchy employees. I'm on my second Mt. Dew already, and it's only 9:21. I have it under good authority that Joe is going to somehow try to sabotage my computer. I've got everyone watching my desk like a hawk, you think maybe he's a little upset about the snow piles?? LOL
Today is Chinese food Friday and I have the perfect prank to pull. I have removed the regular fortune from a fortune cookie and replaced it with a paper that said "That wasn't chicken".
Too funny!! Maybe it's the lack of sleep..... or the 2 Mt. Dews I've already had this morning..... I can't wait to see the persons face who ends up with this cookie.
It's going to be a tough day today. Not enough sleep last night. Bitchy employees. I'm on my second Mt. Dew already, and it's only 9:21. I have it under good authority that Joe is going to somehow try to sabotage my computer. I've got everyone watching my desk like a hawk, you think maybe he's a little upset about the snow piles?? LOL
Today is Chinese food Friday and I have the perfect prank to pull. I have removed the regular fortune from a fortune cookie and replaced it with a paper that said "That wasn't chicken".
Too funny!! Maybe it's the lack of sleep..... or the 2 Mt. Dews I've already had this morning..... I can't wait to see the persons face who ends up with this cookie.
@ 9:17 AM
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I remember a meeting here that started with the phrase:
"If anyone here doesn't like how I run things, they can hit the fuckin' door"
So much for a suggestion box.
You gotta tell us how its ends up!
We've had meetings like that too jack. Nothing like a little spirit crushing kick in the head to start a meeting! :D
divinemsn, I'll be sure to share!
ben, around here, we love pranks! :D
That is way funny! I love it. Funny about fortunes - Yesterday I made a whole bunch of red ink ones that say mushy stuff which I plan to put in my boyfriend's cookies on Valentines Day. I might steal your phrase :-)
That is way funny! I love it. Funny about fortunes - Yesterday I made a whole bunch of red ink ones that say mushy stuff which I plan to put in my boyfriend's cookies on Valentines Day. I might steal your phrase :-)
Ha ha Sherri - yeah I agree with Duff up there it is highly amusing the first words of the meeting.
Creative AND entertaining. :-)
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