A Section from the Helen Files

Case Study # 262: Helen Sleeps in the Nude

Certain topics should never be discussed with other individuals, especially topics that revolve around Helen and nudity.

So, there I sit, mouth agape, staring in horror, as Helen proceeds to tell me the story of how the police man had stormed their house while she was asleep one day.

Her son had a warrant for his arrest for unpaid child support and his last known address was Helen's.

Helen's husband had opened the door to let him in, from there it all went horribly wrong. The police officer went from room to room looking, needless to say, the search ended upon entering the room of the naked sleeping Helen.

I'm certain he was scarred for life.