The Pubic Hair Contest
Because Jessica didn't think I would actually go through with this.......
Here goes: This is the exact conversation that had transpired between Jessica and Myself.
"On your blog, you should have a special contest in honor of Pube-girl and ask readers to make forced references to pubic hairs. The most forced reference wins!"
"Oh, excellent idea! What could I use as a prize? One of my pubic hairs??LOL!!"
"oh dear lord. Now you have me cracking up. Yes, I DARE you to take a photo of one of your pubic hairs and offer it as a prize. (I can dare you b/c I know you'll never ever do it.)"
Do I have any takers on the contest??
Rules are pretty simple!
Of course, I'm not so certain the prize would be something you would want to put on display.....
Submission #1 came from Jessica herself - "My eyelids are so heavy that I'm looking through little slits no bigger than pubic hairs."
Think you can top that? Drop me a comment! :D
Here goes: This is the exact conversation that had transpired between Jessica and Myself.
"On your blog, you should have a special contest in honor of Pube-girl and ask readers to make forced references to pubic hairs. The most forced reference wins!"
"Oh, excellent idea! What could I use as a prize? One of my pubic hairs??LOL!!"
"oh dear lord. Now you have me cracking up. Yes, I DARE you to take a photo of one of your pubic hairs and offer it as a prize. (I can dare you b/c I know you'll never ever do it.)"
Do I have any takers on the contest??
Rules are pretty simple!
Of course, I'm not so certain the prize would be something you would want to put on display.....
Submission #1 came from Jessica herself - "My eyelids are so heavy that I'm looking through little slits no bigger than pubic hairs."
Think you can top that? Drop me a comment! :D
@ 12:33 PM
9 Comments:
The trees of the Black Forest are so small in diameter; it was as though they were the Earth's pubic hair.
LOL! I may have to really think about that one....
"Oh my God! Did you see her new perm, it looks like a huge patch of pubic hair exploded on her head!" O.K. I suck at this, but it WAS a funny visual. Admit it, you laughed...I know not a big laugh, more like a chuckle...*heavy sigh* I give up... LOL!
Well, Big Mama, I obviously can't speak for Sherri, but I admit it, I laughed.
HAAAAA HAAAAAAA Sherri you are terrible.
I have no pubic hair phrases though...:(
LOL!!! You guys crack me up.
He firmly believed she was the most irritating thing on the planet; she grated on his nerves like an ingrown pubic hair.
Some grasp at straws but sometimes my hopes are so small that it is like grasping for pubic hairs.
What a great prize!!!
She did not fit in among these people. Where they were elegant, she was awkward. When she was with them, she was like a winged ant among regal butterflies, a black sheep among gleaming white ewes, a gnarled pubic hair among spun silk.
OMG! LOL!!!! Great entries!!
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