For the 9 millionth fricking time.....
I left my purse on the counter at the store! One of these days it's going to get ripped off! I can't believe I did it again today. Totally embarrassing, especially since I had to describe it to the store manager in order to get it back. Zachary just stood there, and when she brought it out to me, he said "yeah, that's it. I can't believe you forgot your purse again." I looked at him, kind of shocked. Then he says "Why don't you just get one with a big loop so you can wear it like a regular old person?" I wanted to laugh and kill him at the same time.
You know you're old when....... you're 11 year old tells you to act more like a regular old person.
You know you're old when....... you're 11 year old tells you to act more like a regular old person.
@ 3:46 PM
14 Comments:
dont feel bad...i left my keys at my parents house 1000 miles away...
missed you!
happy new year!
Oh, that is way worse seahag! Missed you too, glad to see you're back!
Good thing you didn't have anything embarrasing in it. I could just see it falling out while you are picking it up, or while they are looking for an ID. Not that the saintly sherri would ever have anything that could embarrass her...hehe....
OMG that's funny! It would have been even more funny if Thomas had have been there and said it :) You have that to look forward to lol.
Saintly?? LOL!!
For the longest time I carried around a lipstick in the shape of a guys 'package' that I won at an adult toy party because I told everyone I knew I was going to a candle party. The kicker, it was an excellent color and looked good on me! Unfortunately, it fell in the toilet at a Wendy's restuarant and I was not about to go after it.
Gareth, you wait until you have some kids of your own. You'll get to hear all the old jokes first hand. :D
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most...
ranger tom, I'm with you on that one! LOL
It wasn't YOU that left it.
It was the Teletubbies. They grabbed it from your car and took it back to the store.
:)
WCJ
jack, it could have been, it could have been....... (scratching head, pondering idea)
LOL!!!
Sherri! I can't believe it! You went to an adult toy party??? :)
Oh puh-lease!!!! You were the one that brought me there!! LOL
I had that same lipstick! I won it in one of the horrible games we had to play! I used it in front of my mother just to irritate her!
Surely Thomas must know that we girls don't carry embarrassing things around in our purse - there are other more secretive places for that.
Sherri - usually I'm more lucky than you in that it is always my keys I leave somewhere. I think I'm so obsessed with my purse I can't even put it down at the store - LOL.
PS - A, you have ovaries to use it in front of your Mom...
Sherri, my mother-in-law does the same thing with her purse, keys, groceries, etc, etc, etc.
Funny story! Glad you didn't decide to kill him, though. We'd miss your blog.
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