In Today's Production Managers Meeting

So many conversations, so many laughs. Not one of them even remotely related to work, yet they were so informative!

Jim went into a tangent about a woman he referred to as 'Harmonica Mary'. Apparently she had dated several of his friends when they were much younger, she was absolutely beautiful. She held some sort of spell over these guys, no matter how much the guys were warned they still dated her, all of them ending in disaster. She was an absolute psycho, much like Glen Close's character on 'Fatal Attraction'.

When the men would finally receive the wake-up call from their dream world and realize Mary was insane, it was too late. She was outside their apartment door at 3 am serenading them on the harmonica. Restraining orders and threatening police visits were no deterrent to 'Harmonica Mary'. She continued on until she happened across a new suitor to capture her attention.

That was when it hit me. It made perfect sense, it was a very possible situation. 'Harmonica Mary' had to of, at one time, found a man crazy enough to marry her and have children. Those children would have grown up and needed to work. I suddenly threw out on the table the idea that the exec. secretary had to be 'Harmonica Mary's' evil spawn. We were in fact dealing with 'Office Supply Julie', better watch out, or you'll wake up to a post it note on your forehead telling you she's going to kill you.