Stuff that makes you go hmmmm.......
Just how dirty does a sailor have to be to become widely known by other sailors as Dirty Al?
No offense to any sailors out there, but, come on, the one thing that goes hand in hand with sailors is lude, crude behavior. For instance, when a person uses profanity constantly, they are described as 'cursing like a sailor'.
Just before I left work today Viagra Man was recounting a tale from when he was in the Navy that revolved around a man named 'Dirty Al'. Swear to God. I assumed he was talking about his hygiene and asked why he was allowed to be so unkempt, I was under the impression the military was very strict about dress and behavior.
I have never seen this guy laugh so hard in my life! He then explained 'Dirty Al' was the proverbial dirty old man. You name it, he's done it, he's a sailor after all.
Good Lord!
No offense to any sailors out there, but, come on, the one thing that goes hand in hand with sailors is lude, crude behavior. For instance, when a person uses profanity constantly, they are described as 'cursing like a sailor'.
Just before I left work today Viagra Man was recounting a tale from when he was in the Navy that revolved around a man named 'Dirty Al'. Swear to God. I assumed he was talking about his hygiene and asked why he was allowed to be so unkempt, I was under the impression the military was very strict about dress and behavior.
I have never seen this guy laugh so hard in my life! He then explained 'Dirty Al' was the proverbial dirty old man. You name it, he's done it, he's a sailor after all.
Good Lord!
5 Comments:
Why not Pervy Al?
Oh yeah! I've heard sailors are the most permiscuous creatures out there!! No telling where they've been!! Ewwwwww..
Wellllll you did have to ask lol.
jesus christ...
I fucking love the shit out of hearing a god-damn story like that...
fuzzbox, I guess he hadn't overcome that crest from dirty to pervy. LOL
damasta, I've heard that too. I work with several ex-sailors.
ben, so true
gareth, I take full responsibility for asking. LOL
seahag, I had no idea you spent time in the Navy! LOL!!
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