Someone turn off the sun.....
It literally hurts to open my eyes more then a crack. I'm absolutely parched, this has got to be the feeling a grape gets as it starts to become a raisin.
And I've lost my mind. I'm rambling about grapes and raisins. LOL
My oldest sons job was to clear the steps off last week, a job which he never did. Needless to say, the steps became a snow packed hazard that put your life at risk each time you ventured up or down them.
Last night I fell while walking down the steps, right butt cheek landing right on the corner of the step, right hand thrust into snow up to my elbow as I tried to break the fall. What could possibly be worse then that?? My final resting point just so happened to be a patch of yellow snow where the dog had peed.
It took every last once of strength I had not to strangle that kid.
And I've lost my mind. I'm rambling about grapes and raisins. LOL
My oldest sons job was to clear the steps off last week, a job which he never did. Needless to say, the steps became a snow packed hazard that put your life at risk each time you ventured up or down them.
Last night I fell while walking down the steps, right butt cheek landing right on the corner of the step, right hand thrust into snow up to my elbow as I tried to break the fall. What could possibly be worse then that?? My final resting point just so happened to be a patch of yellow snow where the dog had peed.
It took every last once of strength I had not to strangle that kid.
3 Comments:
I'd get the dog while I was at it.
You're right! LOL
From bad to worse, LOL!!! Oops sorry for laughing...
Just line them all up, kids, dogs, doesn't matter, they all need a good whack for something they have done (or didn't do) that you just don't know about yet, LOL!! I bet that next shower you took felt great!
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