10 Things I've done this morning

1. Blinded myself in the shower with a bar of Irish Spring. (Note to self: don't rub eyes with soapy hands.)
2. Hit my forehead on the bath tub spout reaching for the wash cloth to rub the soap out of my eyes. (It's hard to navigate when your eyes are shut.)
3. Burned my elbow with my curling iron. (I have yet to figure out how that happened.)
4. Discovered Zachary has stolen my gum out of my purse. (The engineer with dragon breath could have really really used that gum!)
5. Viewed a picture of the tumor that was removed from Spicegirl. (Good God, what was I thinking??)
6. Grossed out at the sight of the tumor and the fact that after it was removed, she claims to have lost 10lbs.
7. Listened as Bill showed me his new stickwoman detection tool. (It blinks green when stickwomen are near by. LOL )
8. Laughed through the entire plant meeting.
9. I couldn't get the image of JC out of my mind after he stated to the whole production force he wore his safety glassed to bed. (He claims his wife is wild.)
10. Julie said it was probably because he can't find his d***. (LOL!!!!)