Temporary Insanity
That's the only thing I can think of to explain why I got so fricking drunk last night!
I'm so miserable right now, I want to just die.
I'm so miserable right now, I want to just die.
@ 6:51 AM
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A gallon of water and a fistfull of ibuprofin will fix you right up...
My hangover cure is a bit different...
1. If you have access to a sauna...sweat it out. The impurities just go away. I like to do it in increments, (cannot remember the last time I was drunk..but I remember the cure,)20 minutes on...10 minutes off...like that to shock the body.
2. Hot tub? Not as much sweating as a sauna...but it can be done...crank up the temp a little...
3. Tom said water and he is right. Gatorade and the like is too sweet.
4. Protein drink. It has a lot of what your body is missing.
5. Sex with hubby. Just trying to help a fellow man and all.
6. No hot tub or sauna...do what you do for exercise...whether it be lifting, aerobics, stairmaster...anything to get the body to sweat out the impurities.
7. Hair of the dog. Just one nip, not a recreation of last night, lol.
8. Watch (I think it was called..) leaving Las Vegas with Nicholas Cage. w
I'm sorry, been there done that. Here's some water, a towel, some ibuprofin and over there is the toilet, good luck, call if you need anything, LOL!!! Hope you are feeling better soon...
thanks you guys. :D
Let's see, I got up at 5:30 and ate a piece of lasagna. Took some Midol. (didn't have any tylenol or ibuprofen, I was desperate) Tried to read a few blogs, but I think I was still feeling the affects of the alcohol. Chatted a bit. Resisted the urge to kill my kids when they immediately started fighting over tv channels the minute they woke up this morning. Went back to bed and slept another 6 hours. Took a shower. I felt much much better after the shower. And, here I am. Only thing left is the headache.
Midol rules for hangovers. So does a steaming bowl of menudo and a shot of tequila.
fuzzbox, what is menudo?
It is a spicy Mexican soup made from the intestines of a pig. Crazee Tastee. If you get it down, it cures you.
Ewww..... I can't get past the intestines..... ack!!
It's really not that bad. You just have to make sure that it is a hard working cook and butcher, that clean the shit out of it. Ha Ha!!!
Ok, that just made it worse....
LOL!!!
If you can believe it, I've never been drunk enough to have anything more than a little cotton mouth the next morning, and that was only twice. Of course, I don't bother to drink anymore b/c I never even seem to get buzzed, so what's the fun in that?
I used to eat alka seltzer in the middle of the night for the screaming hangover... something about the bubbles was good.
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