A few things to think about:
Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only "a penny for your thoughts"? Where does that extra penny go?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do all toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs, for pete's sake!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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Do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only "a penny for your thoughts"? Where does that extra penny go?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do all toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
_____
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs, for pete's sake!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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Do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?
@ 1:07 PM
9 Comments:
Very good questions. Here is a riddle for you. Imagine you are on a sinking boat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
I think it's a darn good thing I don't think about those things - I'm already an insomniac.
LOL!!! Awesome! I had not heard these before. What a nice way to start the day!
fuzzbox, I've been wracking my brain.... you have to tell me the answer!
miss jay, it is a darn good thing you don't think about those things, you'd never get any sleep.
big mama, glad you liked. :D
How very original...nice.
I slept like a baby last night...up every three hours, looking for a breast to suck on.
Heh.
Nice list.
Fresh air from the window is a lot better than somebody's coffee breath in your face = I'm with the dog!
I think baby oil is made of babies.
Just makes sense.
;)
Loved it. Stole it.
This is so cute!
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