A joke to end the day
The boss was in a quandary. He had to lay someone off. He had it narrowed down to one of two people: Beck Smith or John Kimball. It was an impossible decision, they were both good workers.
Rather then flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one to use the water cooler the following morning.
Becky came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the water cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said, "Becky, I've never done this before, but I have to either lay you or jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she asked. "I feel like shit."
on a side note: My home computer is still on the fritz, looks like I'll have to take it in and get it looked at. It's really bumming me out, I miss cruising around on the net at home. :(
Rather then flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one to use the water cooler the following morning.
Becky came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the water cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said, "Becky, I've never done this before, but I have to either lay you or jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she asked. "I feel like shit."
on a side note: My home computer is still on the fritz, looks like I'll have to take it in and get it looked at. It's really bumming me out, I miss cruising around on the net at home. :(
@ 3:58 PM
7 Comments:
Hope you get 'er up and running soon. 'Til then what's on tv these days anyway?
Oh, that was funny! I wish we lived closer, my hubby fixes computers, he is a Systems Admin. I would have him all over that in a heartbeat. Good luck, hopefully it is just a minor inexpensive glitch.
I'm telling this joke at work tomorrow. Thanks!
D'oh!
Great joke...I'm going to have to use it soon.
I hope your 'puter gets fixed soon.
fuzzbox, a whole lotta nothing!! Judge shows and infomercials.... Ugh!
big mama, wish you lived closer too! LOL I'm hoping it's a simple fix.
crazy me, no problem, enjoy!
ranger tom, :D
phoenix, I have to bring it in yet. I'm the worlds worst procastinator.
ranea, I never remember jokes unless I get them in an email. LOL
Hey Sherri-
You are my "mystery" link for the week.
Here's hoping you see some unique traffic.
~Michaelm
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