You've been a bad boy!
I'm beginning to think Viagra man is really a dirty old man in disguise. (Who would have thought that???)
So, Viagra man shows up at my desk today to shoot the breeze. (One of the downfalls of being the most popular area in the building, people seem to gravitate toward us to brighten their day.) Trying to be the polite 'hostess with the mostest' I asked him how things were in his neck of the woods, how his customer was doing, and if there was anything he needed for us to do. Naturally, conversation turned in the direction of the Nitrogen shortage and how he was absolutely unable to believe that a company like ours would not have some sort of monitoring procedure in place to ensure this type of stuff would not happen.
Being my usual smart ass self, I stated 'Sure we do, you were supposed to be checking that, didn't anyone tell you? How could you let something like this happen?' Going right along with the joke, Viagra man then tells me 'I've been baaaad, you need to punish me' and flashes me an evil grin like I've never seen on him before! I almost died!!
Laughing like crazy, I was absolutely speechless, something that doesn't happen very often.
Of course, this is the man that told me the 'Dirty Al' story, catches my attention by saying 'Pssst Sailor, and carries around a pen advertising Viagra. Should I have expected any less?
So, Viagra man shows up at my desk today to shoot the breeze. (One of the downfalls of being the most popular area in the building, people seem to gravitate toward us to brighten their day.) Trying to be the polite 'hostess with the mostest' I asked him how things were in his neck of the woods, how his customer was doing, and if there was anything he needed for us to do. Naturally, conversation turned in the direction of the Nitrogen shortage and how he was absolutely unable to believe that a company like ours would not have some sort of monitoring procedure in place to ensure this type of stuff would not happen.
Being my usual smart ass self, I stated 'Sure we do, you were supposed to be checking that, didn't anyone tell you? How could you let something like this happen?' Going right along with the joke, Viagra man then tells me 'I've been baaaad, you need to punish me' and flashes me an evil grin like I've never seen on him before! I almost died!!
Laughing like crazy, I was absolutely speechless, something that doesn't happen very often.
Of course, this is the man that told me the 'Dirty Al' story, catches my attention by saying 'Pssst Sailor, and carries around a pen advertising Viagra. Should I have expected any less?
@ 6:04 PM
4 Comments:
Don't leave us hanging. Did you whip him? ;)
No, fuzz is just asking you if he whipped it out... This guy sounds just a little bit c r e e p y.... I am trying to picture that little scenerio and I just can't, LOL!!! Like I said, this is gonna be a funnnnn week...
I haven't been on blogger for a while so this is the first time I've seen your new look. It's great!! Love it!
A viagra pen? I hope, at least, it was a fountain pen.
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