What were they thinking..............

I have quite literally worn the single most uncomfortable pair of underwear ever created by man kind. I bought them because they are supposed to be seamless. Seamless? I guess you could call it that..................you can't see the seam when they are up the crack of your butt!! (I know, absolutely the most disgusting thing you didn't want to hear) Lets just hope the guy who I think seen me trying to take care of the wedgie didn't really see me. Yikes!! How embarrassing is that!!