In Today's Production Managers Meeting

Lots of good stuff today!

1. I seen my first 3D ultrasound picture. (Ed passed around the little guy.) Which sparked the conversation of cute vs. ugly babies. 2 people spit coffee through their noses when I finally commented "Just face it. There are cute babies, and there are hideous babies. It just happens. Why lie?"
2. The idea was put forth for JC to visit Homosexual Springs during his vacation in Florida to swim with the Man with Tea. We have offered to pitch in and purchase him a gold speedo, gold flip flops, and plenty of bling bling. (RB got irritated at this. He actually suggested going to Homasassa to swim with the manatee.)
3. Joe brought up the fascinating fact that on an average women speak more then 7000 words a day, men only speak around 2000. Joe, Ed, and Keith then decided to keep a tally of every word I said in the meeting. I only made it to 52, and a million giggles.
4. Jim ran from the room unexpectedly. Literally, he ran. We all laughed!!!
5. Somehow the topic of Jerry Springer came up. We have unanimously voted to bring him to our company to find out if Ed really is the daddy.