Highlights from today's production managers meeting

• The charity drive was a huge success!! Over 3000 items were collected, everything from kool aid to ketchup under the trees! We have decided to see if we can get the Herald Times to take a picture and do an article. Polar Bears ended up tying with the Elves with Attitude.
• It was decided that, if given a choice, Keith would eat a live cockroach over coconut.
• Jim confessed to the entire room how he had had such an adverse reaction to Chinese food one time he caused a man to pass out in the casino from the smell of his flatulent.
• I was classified as a 'girly girl' after recounting my tail of dissecting the starfish in biology class and how it grossed me out to this day just thinking about what it sounded like when the scissors crunched through the skin.
• A lengthy discussion ensued revolving around taxidermy and the best way to clean a skull. Bugs vs. Ants vs. Boiling.
• We ended the meeting with a few final stories revolving around constructing site nail gun accidents and the long term effects of becoming a pin cushion.