10 Things that happened to me today

1. A sock fell out of my sweater when I took my coat off at work today. A sock!! How did I not notice a sock was stuck to it while getting dressed???
2. Laughed so hard I choked when Jim said he was going to beat Jeff until the pineapples flew off his hideous Hawaiian shirt.
3. Walked past a man that not only reeked of Vick's but BO at the same time. Ack!!!!
4. Had a conversation with Bill while I was standing in the doorway to the woman's restroom. What's wrong with this man?? Can't he see I have things to attend to??
5. Spilled Mt. Dew all over myself when Jim nailed me in the eye with a paperball.
6. Received an email from Dave that had little images of Chili Peppers all over it. This is his new method of letting me know when something is critical.
7. Discovered there is a woman who lives near Julie who has birthed 16 children and is pregnant yet again.
8. Talked with an engineer who's breath smelled like puke. I thought I was going to pass out. Yuck!
9. Broke a nail so badly the tear is in the pink part of my nail bed. I can't even cut the nail, I have to wait for it to grow out before I can take care of the catch.
10. Discussed septic tanks with Julie and Helen. Now, that's a conversation I don't want to have again!