Production Managers Gone Wild
It was decided today that we all need to go on a Production Managers field trip to the UP and do a little smelt dipping.
From what I understand, it's a wild time. Between the fist fights and stone throwing, people actually do catch smelt. LOL
Tradition is for the first smelt caught, if it is a man catching the smelt, he is to bite off the head, throw the head in the river and put the rest of the fish in his pocket. For women, a slightly different tradition, women are supposed to raise their shirts and flash everyone. It has been decided, however, that we start our own tradition as well. The men will be wearing gold speedos and the women will be wearing rawhide bras.
Hey, if we're going to do this thing, we've gotta do it right!
On the Helen front: Helen is decked right out today. Charm bracelet, black tatted choker, silver beaded necklace containing 3 crosses, butterfly ankle bracelet, and lets not forget the RED SPOT ON HER NECK! Which, she adamantly denies to be a hickey!
From what I understand, it's a wild time. Between the fist fights and stone throwing, people actually do catch smelt. LOL
Tradition is for the first smelt caught, if it is a man catching the smelt, he is to bite off the head, throw the head in the river and put the rest of the fish in his pocket. For women, a slightly different tradition, women are supposed to raise their shirts and flash everyone. It has been decided, however, that we start our own tradition as well. The men will be wearing gold speedos and the women will be wearing rawhide bras.
Hey, if we're going to do this thing, we've gotta do it right!
On the Helen front: Helen is decked right out today. Charm bracelet, black tatted choker, silver beaded necklace containing 3 crosses, butterfly ankle bracelet, and lets not forget the RED SPOT ON HER NECK! Which, she adamantly denies to be a hickey!
@ 9:30 AM
3 Comments:
LOL! Ben, smelt are fish. Every spring they travel downstream to another destination to lay eggs or something. They call it smelt dipping because you dip them out of the stream with a net.
Too funny!!
I think some smelt has been dippin' Helen. Namely Joe. ;)
ben, I've added a link in the post for details.
jack, all I can say is Ewwwww!
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