Another Day in the Life of Sherri.....
And the day began with Julie standing by Sherri's desk, telling Sherri and Helen all about her weekend.
- Julie {smiling} Check out this action, girlfriend. Got my mom into the retirement apartments last weekend.
- Sherri {looking up from her print} Really!! All right! I'll bet your mom was so excited, finally on her own again. How did it go?
- Julie {peeking over wall to see if Joe is sitting there, discovering he is, then continues in a whisper} They are very strict over there. It's a good thing, really. Gotta keep an eye on those elderly. {Laughing smugly, totally piquing Sherri's interest.}
- Helen {finishing up phone conversation, hanging up receiver} Did your mom get her new couch?
- Julie {Lowering voice yet again} Oh yah, we got her all moved in last weekend. Big action, I'm telling you. While we were there, they hauled this old guy off in hand cuffs.
- Sherri {loudly exclaiming} OMG! No Way!
- Julie {Big smile} Yes way!
- Helen {concerned for the old guy} Is he ok?
- Sherri {not concerned for the old guy} What did he do????? Did you find out?????
- Julie {tapping toe on floor, tapping fingernails on desk} Apparently, the maid found a baggy of pot in his trash. She turned him in. Turns out, this guy had over a pound of pot in his apartment.
- Sherri {loudly exclaiming} OMG! No way!! This happened while your mom was there? What did she do?
- Julie {smiling} She decided he was using it for medicinal purposes and that was that.
Stay tuned tomorrow to find out what was on Helen's neck, and, did she in fact have a 'hot date' on Saturday.
4 Comments:
Incredible!
Those old guys know how to party? What did they do with his five bags of Doritos?
They should give the old geezer a break when checking his room. He probably was to scared to find a really good hiding spot for his stash since he might then forget it when the senility kicked in.
phoenix, they're holding the doritos as evidence. LOL
fuzzbox, I can't imagine someone turning in an old guy to begin with. Yikes! He's in a retirement village, good grief, let him live out his last days in peace.
ben, LOL!!
That's what I use it for.
Uh.. yeah.. that's it...
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