Can you believe......
that Crazy Office Supply Julie actually used an email conversation, entirely focused on her breast size, from her 'secret married boyfriend' to demonstrate how to save email corespondence in a special folder to me???
I almost died. She even went so far as to print the thing out and hand it to me! I couldn't get out of the front office fast enough.
I almost died. She even went so far as to print the thing out and hand it to me! I couldn't get out of the front office fast enough.
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I never get cool e-mails like that at work. Darn it all.
So, how big ARE they, Sherri?
lol
COS Julie has got to be one of if not THE strangest character in your cast of odd co-workers. LOL!!! I can just see your mortified face now...EEEEK!!!
....and how come your friends here in blog land do not have any pictures of the aforementioned breasts...lol...
I'm not normal I guess. I don't like Tig Bitties.
More that a mouthfull is a waste.
;)
fuzzbox, you are sooooo missing out! LOL
jack, she's a crazy woman, I try to keep my distance. Oh, and the fact that my attention normally gravitates toward men doesn't help either, but, from what I could tell, secret married boyfriend had told her she was not big enough.
big mama, I was mortified!!!
thomas, you guys will just have to use those overactive imaginations. :D
tom, really??
Wait. I thought, "Less than a handful isn't worth the taste."
:o (Can't believe I just said that.)
I can't believe you said that either! LOL
The whole breast size thing has brought up some memories for me. (Thanks to Jessica!)
It was my evil mother who had once said, aloud, in front of a million people "more then a mouthful is just a waste." (She had said this because I happen to have been well endowed by mother nature and she wanted me to be embarrassed by it.)
It was steve's response (steve being a guy who I was madly in love with when I was 16) that "less then a handful isn't worth the taste." Don't you just love that response!
Let's not forget that (a) your mom falls into the "less than a handful" category and (b) she was after Steve herself!
She didn't say it merely to embarrass you in front of a crowd of people. She was purposely trying to score points with a teenage boy she wanted to steal from you. Ugh!
Yikes! That's so true, yet, so disturbing!
Yes, it's true!
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