Things Not to Say During Sex
- I have to poop.
- Smile for the camera!
- Get off me, I'll do it myself!
- This is your first time..... right?
- You're almost as good as my ex!
- When is it supposed to feel good?
- I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs!
- I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home.
- Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.
- Hey! My friends are right. You are good!
- On second thought, lets turn the light off.
- I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
- But, everybody looks funny naked!
- Do I have to pay for this?
- No! You're too fat to be on top. You'd kill me!
- Actually, your sister 'likes' it like this.
- What's your name again?
- Hold on, let me change the channel.
- It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.
- Uhhh.... I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
@ 1:29 PM
8 Comments:
Phunny list. Thanks for the much needed laugh.
Glad to be of service. :D
That's a great list, sherri.
How about, "Was I supposed to pull out?"
A couple of those things have crossed my mind once or twice. But only after I got married. :-D
LOL! That was great! I needed to de-stress for a minute, just the trick... (I said trick, LOL! *sigh* I am so juvenile)
If I only had this informative list a few years ago!
phoenix, LOL! That's a good one!
treé, marriage seems to do that to a person. :D
big mama, just grow up! LOL
ranger tom, I'm sure it would have been very useful!;)
And my personal favorite:
"Hey.. you're almost as good as my wife!"
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