Can you hear that sizzle??

It's coming from my eyesockets, the place my once beautiful blue eyes used to reside. I'm going to miss them now that they've been burned from my eyesockets by the emotionally scarring scene I witnessed today.....

It was a morning like every other morning. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, I was met outside the building at my car by disgruntled employees...... (Yeah, I REALLY need to evaluate why I continue to work here.)

So, I'm in transit to the front door with Mary in tow, listening against my will as she tells me, AGAIN, for the millionth time about her chronic sinus pain, while I silently cry out about my chronic ear pain, when IT happened. The life scarring events that I'm about to reveal.

Seeing that I'm outside the building talking to Mary, Helen comes my way to ask me a question. The day is slightly breezy, but not enough to actually say it is windy. Helen is all dressed up, complete with a flower circle in her hair and a sheer and flowing skirt. (In case you're wondering, she's headed to a Banjo Picker concert this afternoon to fulfill her groupie duties.)

Seeing Helen, and my chance to escape the chronic ear pain, I head toward Helen to see what was up.

Unfortunately, I was completely unprepared for what was up!

A gust of wind blew Helen's skirt up around her armpits exposing much more of Helen than I had ever intended to see in my entire life.

The horror!!