Embarrassing moment # 672
I have spit an entire mouth full of pop, including my gum, all over myself, in front of everyone.
I want to die.
Julie and Dave were sitting right across from me as I took a drink of my Mt. Dew. From the depths of my soul, I can't understand what came over me, but, the instant this pop hit my throat it just came spewing out..... Everywhere!
I turned my back to everyone, Thank God.... as the pop flew out so did my gum!
Tears rolled down my cheek as I began to cough and choke the instant the pop had exited the opening.
In the background I could hear Dave asking me if I was ok, and Julie telling Dave to hand me a tissue. You would think I could collect myself. Instead, I begin to choke and laugh at the same time!
Oh Good God, it couldn't possibly get worse.
It does.
By now, I'm literally drenched with pop. I have big wet spots on my boobs and one leg. God forbid, isn't it bad enough I've got boobs like Dolly Parton?? Let's just throw a big wet spot on top of them!!
So here comes Pat, right in the midst of it all.... Nothing like adding insult to injury. Now I have to explain the whole situation to someone who didn't have the opportunity to get the free show!
I want to die.
I want to die.
Julie and Dave were sitting right across from me as I took a drink of my Mt. Dew. From the depths of my soul, I can't understand what came over me, but, the instant this pop hit my throat it just came spewing out..... Everywhere!
I turned my back to everyone, Thank God.... as the pop flew out so did my gum!
Tears rolled down my cheek as I began to cough and choke the instant the pop had exited the opening.
In the background I could hear Dave asking me if I was ok, and Julie telling Dave to hand me a tissue. You would think I could collect myself. Instead, I begin to choke and laugh at the same time!
Oh Good God, it couldn't possibly get worse.
It does.
By now, I'm literally drenched with pop. I have big wet spots on my boobs and one leg. God forbid, isn't it bad enough I've got boobs like Dolly Parton?? Let's just throw a big wet spot on top of them!!
So here comes Pat, right in the midst of it all.... Nothing like adding insult to injury. Now I have to explain the whole situation to someone who didn't have the opportunity to get the free show!
I want to die.
@ 3:37 PM
5 Comments:
LOL! "God forbid, isn't it bad enough I've got boobs like Dolly Parton??" I don't know why but that comment made me laugh!
crazy me, I'm glad I got a good laugh out of you today! :D
ben, awww.... you're so sweet! LOL!!
Yeah, I feel like throwing dollar bills to you for the show.
Relax your throat...don't mind the tickle...darn midwestern women...have to start from scratch with all of them...lol. Thanks for the laugh, the imagery was perfect.
For this post to work perfectly you now need to prove that you have boobs like Dolly Parton. Just send your pic to my hotmail account and I will compare them with Dolly's and get back to you at a later date :D
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