You've been watching too much Seinfeld.....

I can not believe someone actually said this to me!

So, I bit my tongue and poked my eye while I was trying to get my girl scout cookies out of the box. Like I'm the only one in the world who has ever had this happen to them??? I'm just the only one out there who actually had the nerve to tell anyone about it.

Then again, if it hadn't happened in front of the entire receiving department, I wouldn't have had the nerve to tell anyone about it either.