Do you smell gravy?
For 20 minutes I had thought to myself "I smell gravy, where is it coming from?"
Imagine my horror when I look down and see a big gravy spot on my left boob! I had dripped a spot of gravy when I was eating my TV dinner for lunch, and there it sat, for all the world to see!
Julie never said a word!
This smock has a curse on it, I'm certain. Since the moment I took it out of the bag, I've worn Mt. Dew, tripped over my own feet in the middle of a presentation, and now worn gravy for all the world to see.
Damn this place for making me wear a smock at work!
Imagine my horror when I look down and see a big gravy spot on my left boob! I had dripped a spot of gravy when I was eating my TV dinner for lunch, and there it sat, for all the world to see!
Julie never said a word!
This smock has a curse on it, I'm certain. Since the moment I took it out of the bag, I've worn Mt. Dew, tripped over my own feet in the middle of a presentation, and now worn gravy for all the world to see.
Damn this place for making me wear a smock at work!
@ 12:06 PM
7 Comments:
There you go with the boobs again :P
Boobs, boobs, and more boobs and nary a picture in sight. Ok, pretend I am Tiny Tim and will not walk again without a Christmas boob picture. Come on...we have so little in the western part of the state, lol.
Your boobs are wearing everything just lately LOL!
Still, I like stories about your boobs. I'm not complaining.
A couple of days ago I was thinking, "I smell syrup. Is someone eating pancakes?" Finally I remembered that I'm taking herbs to boost my milk production, and one of the herbs, Fenugreek, makes you smell like maple syrup. No lie!
What else are boobs for anyway, but to help you feed your shirt? :-D Thank goodness for your smock!
Boobs & Gravy! Nice!
You really need to check into the magnetic properties of your boobs.
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