Only at my house.....

• Can you look up and discover a paper airplane resting on one of the blades of the ceiling fan and not really wonder how it got there.
• Can you wake up in the morning and discover a cheerio stuck to your face and not have a clue where it came from.
• Can you buy $120 worth of groceries only to discover, hours later, "we have nothing to eat."
• Can you shut the refridgerator door 15 times and still find it open the next time you walk past it.
• Can you bait a fishing hook, read a fashion magazine, and comb your dog while using the toilet in the downstairs bathroom.
• Can you find candles, diapers, and peroxide in the same drawer in my dresser.