Misguided Shoppers and their Frumpy Friends
Why, oh WHY do people trust the opinion of the fashion victim friend over the fashionably chic sales girl at retail stores???
Egads!
What on earth makes you think that they, the woman who looks like she has just rolled out of bed, placed a bowl on her head and cut her own hair, is going to be able to give you any sort of advice worth following? About the only thing you will skillfully learn is how to consume the most food at a buffet style restaurant, the best place to buy mumu style tops, and the secret to cramming a 400lb body into the cab of an s-10 truck.
I waited on a woman last night who easily looked 10 years older then she was. The reason? Her severe hairstyle and frumpy clothes. I soon learned why this woman chose to do this to herself. Her shopping partner, a woman who could have given the Crypt Keeper a run for his money, a woman who didn't even wear a bra that day and openly admitted it at the fitting room, was her sole inlet for fashion advice.
Egads!
What on earth makes you think that they, the woman who looks like she has just rolled out of bed, placed a bowl on her head and cut her own hair, is going to be able to give you any sort of advice worth following? About the only thing you will skillfully learn is how to consume the most food at a buffet style restaurant, the best place to buy mumu style tops, and the secret to cramming a 400lb body into the cab of an s-10 truck.
I waited on a woman last night who easily looked 10 years older then she was. The reason? Her severe hairstyle and frumpy clothes. I soon learned why this woman chose to do this to herself. Her shopping partner, a woman who could have given the Crypt Keeper a run for his money, a woman who didn't even wear a bra that day and openly admitted it at the fitting room, was her sole inlet for fashion advice.
@ 2:40 PM
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