Only at Wal Mart

• can you encounter a million sales associates and not one of them is able to help you find what you are looking for.
• will you be able to buy bread crumbs and dog treats in the same isle.
• are you fought over by those crazy free sample people trying to sell you Total Corn Flakes and Dannon yogurt drinks.
• can you buy a pack of cigarettes, a case of beer, an R rated DVD, and get carded for a can of whipped cream. Swear to God!!!
• does the door greeter give you the evil eye when you step through the door.
• do grown adults fight over the last dry shopping cart in the lobby.
• can you get your hair cut, nails done, oil changed, pictures taken, and eat at Subway if you're hungry.
• do I tell myself I'm never coming back, and I always do.