In today's production managers meeting

• It was demonstrated why the airforce men's hats were called the 'C' caps. (I'm still shocked by this one! LOL!!)
• The definitions of slut, hussy, skank, bitch, saucy, and c*** were clarified using the Revised Edition Websters Dictionary located in the front office. (point of interest - c*** is not listed in the dictionary but everything else was.
• Debate ensued after the comment "Aren't all women like that?" immediately followed the Websters definition of 'bitch'.
• It was decided that the only part of the production day that was not a miserable, soul draining, punishment of hell was the morning production managers meetings. (The only 45 minutes of sanity you'll have all day, I believe it was referred to as.)
• Lastly, never trust a woman named 'Coondog Mary'. Important lesson there folks. (Trust me, you don't want to know the details there.)

What can I say, as of late, the meetings have all gone south. All I can say is, too much work, not enough vacation, we're all antsy for this long holiday weekend.

1 more day to go!