Revenge of the June Bug
I awoke this morning to a scratching noise, a tickle on my finger, and chills running up my spine as I realized a June Bug was crawling on my finger, the hard shell scraping against the wall.
This is exactly the reason why I hate those fricking things!!!
Screaming at the top of my lungs, whipping my hand around in the air trying like hell to shake the horrible creature from my finger, I ended up waking the entire house.
Not a good way to start your day.
@ 8:14 PM
15 Comments:
Ahhhhh so this is a June Bug! It's a type of beetle, right?
yes, gareth, it's a beetle. A huge, grotesque beetle.
At least it wasn't crawling on your face...
Do they taste like chicken?
jessica, thank God it wasn't crawling on my face!!!! YIKES!
thomas, try one and let me know.
At least you had an easy time waking everyone up.
sherri...I only eat nasty things when I'm drunk and silly...not drunk right now...that's why I was asking you...
fuzzbox, yeah, it was a real peach. LOL
ranea, I went from out cold to wide awake in 1.5 seconds flat.
ben, oddly enough, I love ladybugs. They are cute.
thomas, so, what you are stating then, is that I make it a practice of eating nasty things?
The first time I saw a water bug I freaked out. I hate them. I would have died had one been on my finger. *shiver*
Its funny I like ladybirds,snails and butterflies but show me a beetle a slug or a moth and ewww.
Nothing is worse then a spider though.
Btw Sherri I would be only too happy to do you a template, let me know if you are interested. =)
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I hate those things. And their shells are really tough too. It takes actual effort to kill them.
Sherri...LOL...Nope. But I thought you folks up north lived off the woods, that kind of thing...just messing with ya..us Michiganders have to stick together.
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm horrified for you!!!! Once we got attacked by a whole gigantic cloud of them on the 4th of July in the field we settled in to watch the fireworks... we had to run for the car as there was no other was to escape them. Man alive, they are so huge! GROSSSSSSSSS
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