The old spider in the sleeve trick.
I arrive at work this morning and discover the left sleeve of my smock has been tied in a knot, and a fake spider placed inside.
How lame is that? Like I am going to be scared of a fake spider!
Now, if he really wanted to get me, he would have put a live June Bug in there, I can't stand those things!!! Ugh!!!
How lame is that? Like I am going to be scared of a fake spider!
Now, if he really wanted to get me, he would have put a live June Bug in there, I can't stand those things!!! Ugh!!!
@ 7:52 AM
9 Comments:
June bugs! Ugh. Why are those things so hard to kill?
It would've worked on me. All logical centers of my brain shut down when faced with bugs.
Last week, I felt something in my shirt. My first thought was that another bead from my necklace had fallen off, so I caught it through my shirt before it fell any further. Then I realized I wasn't wearing that particular necklace, so I prepared myself for the possibility that I'd just squished a bug inside my shirt.
Sure enough, it was an ant. But did I behave reasonably? Nope, as soon as I saw that it was an ant, I jumped up from my seat and ripped off my shirt and lost all sense of my faculties. Good lord.
phoenix, I one had a June Bug fall into my shirt when I was a kid, I've never forgotten that experience! They cling on to you with those damned barbed feet! Ack!!! As for hard to kill, they've got to be a distant relative of the cockroach.
jessica, I can soooo see you doing that! LOL!! Hopefully you weren't sitting in your cube at work when you ripped your shirt off. :D
But junebugs make an awesome toy. Just tie one of their legs with a piece of string and watch them whirlybird around.
When I was a little kid I was riding my brother's mini-bike (with no helmet of course, no one got hurt in those days) and a junebug hit me square in the forhead. I was traumatized. They freak me out MAD!!!
fuzzbox, true story. All morning I've had these stupid june bugs coming at me from all directions. I literally rolled over one in my chair, breaking it's back legs and partially crushing it. The thing lived!! It was still crawling around with it's front legs! Ack!!!
big mama, I would have been traumatized too!
In elementary school, June bugs would die by the dozens at our playground. Jason Sevenski would put one in his mouth and spend recess trying to freak people out by opening his mouth to show them the contents.
OMG! No way!! That is the most horrible thing I can imagine at the moment Jessica! LOL!!
Greets to the webmaster of this wonderful site. Keep working. Thank you.
»
Post a Comment
<< Home