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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

The Company Picnic

It has been announced that we will be having a company picnic this year. Already the production managers are planning to challenge the company softball team. I'm freaked out by this, I can't play softball to save my life. In fact, I vividly remember Mr. Russnell rolling the softball on the ground in 8th grade gym class just so I could hit the ball.

This is bad.

14 Comments:

Blogger Will said...

Haha Sherri,

So because of that fact, you can now freely hit somebody you don't like with the bat and say "I told you I was useless at this"

10:14 AM  
Blogger Big Mama said...

Jeah, hit Joe "by accident" LOL!!! I suck at that too, I have no hand-eye coordination. I am good at basketball, go figure?!?!

11:35 AM  
Blogger Big Mama said...

Did I just write Jeah??? I meant Yeah (duhhhhh)

11:35 AM  
Blogger tsduff said...

When I connect, I can really put the ball out there. That is the key... when I connect. I can't hit the damn ball to save my life! You'll do fine :-)

11:38 AM  
Blogger :P fuzzbox said...

Maybe you can find a ringer.

12:01 PM  
Blogger Thomas J Wolfenden said...

Just look at it this way... You'll have bats on hand if you find it nessessary to clock someone...

1:06 PM  
Blogger Vodka Absolut said...

You could play right field...that's the position I played in the 5th grade. Unless you have some lefties, it's rare if you have to catch a ball.

1:17 PM  
Blogger Read This said...

Right field, bat last....get drunk...no one will care how you are playing....

2:09 PM  
Blogger Distant Timbers Echo said...

Hahaha! I'm so sorry honey!

3:25 PM  
Blogger Pixie said...

Offer to be the score keeper.....

4:56 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Just take your time with the swing. Most of the time if you swing too hard and fast you will miss it :)

6:51 PM  
Blogger Sherri Sanders said...

Excellent advice everyone! I do appreciate it all. :D

So, really, if I think about it:

-I have a legal way to cause bodily harm to the man who has tormented me for months now

-I have a damn good reason to drink myself to oblivian

-I now know where the heck to be in the outfield

-I have no idea what a 'ringer' is, but it has given me incentive to look it up. LOL

8:11 PM  
Blogger Big Mama said...

Sherri, come over and visit me, I have Evil Dr. Joe's pic up....

8:32 AM  
Blogger Jay Noel said...

You need to video tape it and post it here. I'm thinking it could look like something from "The Bad News Bears."

9:14 AM  

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