The Company Picnic
It has been announced that we will be having a company picnic this year. Already the production managers are planning to challenge the company softball team. I'm freaked out by this, I can't play softball to save my life. In fact, I vividly remember Mr. Russnell rolling the softball on the ground in 8th grade gym class just so I could hit the ball.
This is bad.
This is bad.
@ 9:05 AM
14 Comments:
Haha Sherri,
So because of that fact, you can now freely hit somebody you don't like with the bat and say "I told you I was useless at this"
Jeah, hit Joe "by accident" LOL!!! I suck at that too, I have no hand-eye coordination. I am good at basketball, go figure?!?!
Did I just write Jeah??? I meant Yeah (duhhhhh)
When I connect, I can really put the ball out there. That is the key... when I connect. I can't hit the damn ball to save my life! You'll do fine :-)
Maybe you can find a ringer.
Just look at it this way... You'll have bats on hand if you find it nessessary to clock someone...
You could play right field...that's the position I played in the 5th grade. Unless you have some lefties, it's rare if you have to catch a ball.
Right field, bat last....get drunk...no one will care how you are playing....
Hahaha! I'm so sorry honey!
Offer to be the score keeper.....
Just take your time with the swing. Most of the time if you swing too hard and fast you will miss it :)
Excellent advice everyone! I do appreciate it all. :D
So, really, if I think about it:
-I have a legal way to cause bodily harm to the man who has tormented me for months now
-I have a damn good reason to drink myself to oblivian
-I now know where the heck to be in the outfield
-I have no idea what a 'ringer' is, but it has given me incentive to look it up. LOL
Sherri, come over and visit me, I have Evil Dr. Joe's pic up....
You need to video tape it and post it here. I'm thinking it could look like something from "The Bad News Bears."
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