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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

I am in hell.

I am stuck, sitting at my desk, with the putrid smell of vomit permeating through the air. It can't possibly get much worse then this!

For God's sake, someone PLEASE tell those sanitation people when they drop off a new dumpster, they need to do something about the stench!!!

I can quite honestly say there isn't much worse to a pregnant woman then the sour stench of decomposing matter. Ack!

Friday, July 27, 2007

Embarrassing Pregnancy Moment #321

Eating an entire green onion and ham cheese ball on Triscuit crackers, completely and entirely alone in one sitting.

What can be worse then that?

Getting sick in the public restroom where you work the next day. Nothing beats puking up a lung with an active audience!

On a more serious note: I received my official notice yesterday for the impending lay off that will be affecting us all. October 31st will officially be my last day of employment for Kimball. I hope they go up in a blazing inferno of hell.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

It's a Girl!

Say Hello to the future Miss Hannah Jean Sanders!

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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

I never thought I would see the day when......

I would be eligible for an AARP card at the age of 33.

But the day has come, and I've actually received the card in the mail already! A lesson to you all - this is what happens when you marry a man that's 17 years older then you!

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Surrounded by a White Trash World

I am consistently amazed at how classless people can be.

Charlie, the kids, and I arrive at our usual grassy knoll last night to watch the fireworks. Like most crazy "I want a good spot" fanatics, we get there 2 hours early so we could get a good spot. While, at the time, it seems like a great idea to get there before the rush, to not have to hurry to set up your junk, to not have to worry about people bitching and complaining because the spot you've chosen has somehow obstructed their view, I soon discover, like every other year, this leaves way too much time on your hands, after the fact.

Once you've arrived, and your gear has been strategically placed, you are left with absolutely nothing to do but stare at the people accumulating around you.

And, unfortunately for us, the people who had accumulated around us were, nicely put, white trash in it's finest accord.

From the fake blond hair with the 3 inch black roots to the daisy duke shorts with the skin tight hooded sweatshirts, they had it all. I was especially intrigued at how the father had playfully tried yank up the daughter's sweatshirt while she lay on the ground making out with her boyfriend.

The only thing missing were the handful of mullet wearing tots with rotten teeth and bags of candy.

Then again, there's always next year!

Hope you had a happy 4th!

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

5 Things I'm Certain to Regret Later on Today

  1. Eating a chili cheese burrito for breakfast.
  2. Not bringing any antacids to work for the after effects.
  3. Wearing shorts on a rainy day because I didn't have any clean pants to wear.
  4. Not doing a load of laundry last night because I was too lazy to walk upstairs.
  5. Showing up for work.

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